I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
the liver wants what the liver wants
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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