I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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