I heard we made out
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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