Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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