theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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