So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Will exercising make me less horny?
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