I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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