bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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