Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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