On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
ttyl tear gas
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
