I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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