it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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