3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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