I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
