I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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