it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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