Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
this boner is exhausting
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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