ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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