We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have fence marks all over my body
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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