She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
that may or may not have been my penis.
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