I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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