Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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