i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I don't deserve a penis
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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