I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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