I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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