I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize