so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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