Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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