I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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