Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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