So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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