I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
third nipple confirmed
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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