dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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