why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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