: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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