very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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