I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
