If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she pinky promised me she was 18
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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