you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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