would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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