Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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