Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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