lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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