I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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