I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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