They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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