Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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