After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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