hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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