so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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