He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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