Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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