Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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