At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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