Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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