This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
